Staples doesn’t have anything on this goodness we got our hands on. Who wants a button to press when something is so called “Easy”? I don’t! I would much rather have something to press when I’m standing knee deep in someone’s bullshit story or excuse. Friends, I give you the “Bullshit Button”.
Just push the button and it’ll shout stuff in the lines of:
- (Beep) That was bullshit
- (Siren) Bullshit detected, take precautions
- Bullshit level defcon 5?
- Oh come on now, that ain’t even bullshit, that’s horseshit
- Warning, warning, bullshit alert
“Save your breath and just hit the Bullshit Button!”
