Writing by Barry Blondes on Monday, 17 March, 2008 at 1:02 pm

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Every now and then we lurk around the interweb looking for videos that really make no sense, but still leave that impact of: “WTF did I just watch?!”. Well fam, I think we found that video on this glorious St. Patty’s Day. I have no clue where they’re going with this production, but I’m all about “White Gold”!

Seeing is believing…..

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Writing by Editor on Friday, 29 February, 2008 at 1:29 pm

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Staples doesn’t have anything on this goodness we got our hands on. Who wants a button to press when something is so called “Easy”? I don’t! I would much rather have something to press when I’m standing knee deep in someone’s bullshit story or excuse. Friends, I give you the “Bullshit Button”.

Just push the button and it’ll shout stuff in the lines of:

- (Beep) That was bullshit
- (Siren) Bullshit detected, take precautions
- Bullshit level defcon 5?
- Oh come on now, that ain’t even bullshit, that’s horseshit
- Warning, warning, bullshit alert

Save your breath and just hit the Bullshit Button!

Via

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Writing by Nikki on Thursday, 7 February, 2008 at 3:17 pm

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Over on the right coast, Fashion week is in full swing and all the stars are out scoping the new duds. This year Miss Sixty invited Milla Jovavich, Ashley Olsen and her royal hipness, Chloe “don’t forget the umlaut” Sevigny. One would think this is a good PR move for the brand? Guess again….

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Writing by Editor on Friday, 25 January, 2008 at 12:40 pm

Dorky news reporter does story on canadian brown finch overpopulation in some town. The birds don’t like being called an infestation and hook him up “2:1 Cup style”! Pretty funny!

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Writing by AdamHDV on Wednesday, 16 January, 2008 at 1:58 pm

Lippi, Selk, Body, Bag,

Little did I know, up until this point, Ive been wasting so much money on down comforters, sheets, throws, etc… when all I needed was a Lippi Selk Body Bag ($175). Yes, this is really a sleeping bag you can wear. The bag features genius technology that allows you to stay warm and comfortable when you need it and at the same allowing you to stay alive in antarctic conditions. Personally, I want the bag to wear around the house all day till I pass out, but thats another story for another day.

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